when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
holy shit dude you’re not supposed to notice that
the cornerstone of my childhood
There’s a reason this character hasn’t popped up since
he was catching on to so big conspiracy…so Disney took care of it
He was high as shit
I probably like chinese food more than I like 80% of the people I know
I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder
Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. Fear that their feelings may not be recognized, or even worst, returned. But one thing about human beings that puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly within. - Sigmund Freud
Giant panda Funi opens her Christmas gift at Adelaide Zoo, Australia
Picture: Newspix / Rex Features (via Pictures of the day: 13 December 2012 - Telegraph)
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
Billionaire Playboys Out on the Job
Stark asks why Bruce insists to keep his identity as secret
Play Counts: 13,690
How to correctly deal with the Apocalypse: a Supernatural guide
- Press play
- Get in your Impala
- Make a holy oil molotov cocktail
- ????
- Prophet
- Facebook: So sick of all the annoying world apocalypse shit, seriously if you mention it tomorrow I'm deleting you from my friend's list
- Tumblr: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT HAS BEEN AN HONOUR BLOGGING WITH YOU
if for some reason we do end up all dying tomorrow come find me in the afterlife i’ll probably be by the snack table or something
