IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN’S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW

fishingboatproceeds:

I will let you know if I discover anything.

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

fishingboatproceeds:

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abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

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windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

nue:

i sure have a lot of clothes for someone who wears the same three outfits throughout the year

slaughterhousefive:

The eternal struggle: How hungry you are vs. how much effort you are willing to put into making food

SAVAGES, SAVAGES: dearddraco: amortentiaforenemies: Does anyone think Dramione possibly...

dearddraco:

amortentiaforenemies:

Does anyone think Dramione possibly could have happened?

In the books, I mean.

There was a giant 19 year gap.

Who says that Hermione and Ron got married right away?

What if Hermione and Draco had a fling?

But It was more than just a fling.

It was…

guardianof-memories:

the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

tiaturtleinneverland:

deadjohn:

bassoonerthebetter:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.

You know what’s attractive?

Not this:

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EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

i don’t get why men’s pockets are like hermione’s purse but women’s pockets can’t fit a piece of lint like ok wtf

proudlynerdy:

I feel bad for my parents because they have an unpopular, unathletic daughter who rants about fictional characters and how much she hates kids at school

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