im just a simple bird living a simple life
so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me
This was my favorite part <3
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
This is probably the single best request we have ever received
At age 11 I didn’t receive my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
At age 13 I didn’t magically turn into a mermaid.
At age 16 my grandmother didn’t wisk me away as Princess of Genovia.
I have nothing left to look forward to, except for the fact that I am over 18 and therefore I can’t be selected to be a tribute.
Always look on the brightside of life do do da da da da da da
can i just say that i honestly think this was the best tv promo ive ever seen
i mean like god DAAAAAMN WORK IT
holy mother of god asdfghjkl