candy-ghost:

FOREVER REBLOG

novakian:

accio-the-tardis:

Apocalypse Update: Australia

Dead. We just joined the New Zealanders in hell

Satan is a pretty chill guy

He makes a lot of pop culture references

does he look like mark pellegrino

answer the question this is very important

Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 1)

whats the difference between me and a calendar? 

a calendar has dates 

doncasterqueen:

hotpaynecakes:

android18:

it’s almost time for new zealand and australia to test drive the apocalypse
let’s go motherfuckers

EXCUSE ME NEW ZEALAND IS AT LEAST 2 FUCKING HOURS BEFORE AUSTRALIA

ok New Zealand you can die first if u want to

sodamnrelatable:

laughcentre:

acredites:

dirku:

sextingllamas:

bad-hair:

what if dogs are rapping but we cant understand

pitbull

snoop dogg

nicki minaj

ouch

wugs:

wugs:

what if instead of the whole world ending on friday just the internet stopped working

ive come to the entirely sane conclusion that it would actually be better for just the whole world to end

peetuhs:

so my dad told my brother and i to decorate our tree and it turned out looking pretty crappy AND we couldnt find the angel we usually put on top so we made this ta da

friskyserket:

“ask a parent before going online”

taste-of-envy:

yaoiguai:

here’s how to solve the “gif” versus “jif” problem:

jif sounds fuckin stupid

there you go all done

llamasnotonfire:

This should appear when someone clicks sign up on tumblr.

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