January 2013
toocoolforpopularity:
2013 Resolutions:
Be as swift as a coursing river;
With all the force of a great typhoon;
With all the strength of a raging fire;
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
cucumberbatchin:
Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.
jackfrostables:
444 days until the Divergent movie…
Tobias is proud today (?)
perrytheplatyborg:
abulletforniki:
macaroni-and-sneeze:
gerbor:
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gerbor:
HELP
I’VE
FALLEN
AND
CAN’T
GET
laid
YOU HAD ONE JOB.
And was it your job to be annoying?
snorlaxatives:
i really really really really
really
really
really
ʎןןɐǝɹ
ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ
REALLY
don’t want to go to school
bruinthecup:
I think they should make a male version of Hooters
Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs
It shall be called Pythons
I can't wait 'til the day that I finally get to...
“Mom, Dad, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”
du4ne:
wearing clothes you got over break to school for the first time
darrenstummy:
if you didn’t cry when gabriela told troy she had to go her own way don’t talk to me
durncriss:
so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me
zeekaice:
people who can color with markers
whatthefrenchtoast:
At age 11 I didn’t receive my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
At age 13 I didn’t magically turn into a mermaid.
At age 16 my grandmother didn’t wisk me away as Princess of Genovia.
I have nothing left to look forward to, except for the fact that I am over 18 and therefore I can’t be selected to be a tribute.
Always look on the brightside of life do do da da da da da...
How I feel when someone hates a character that I'm...
totally-relatable:
IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
fishingboatproceeds:
I will let you know if I discover anything.
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
windowsvriska:
do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
nue:
i sure have a lot of clothes for someone who wears the same three outfits throughout the year
slaughterhousefive:
The eternal struggle: How hungry you are vs. how much effort you are willing to put into making food
SAVAGES, SAVAGES: dearddraco:... →
dearddraco:
amortentiaforenemies:
Does anyone think Dramione possibly could have happened?
In the books, I mean.
There was a giant 19 year gap.
Who says that Hermione and Ron got married right away?
What if Hermione and Draco had a fling?
But It was more than just a fling.
It was…
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
tiaturtleinneverland:
deadjohn:
bassoonerthebetter:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
i don’t get why men’s pockets are like...
proudlynerdy:
I feel bad for my parents because they have an unpopular, unathletic daughter who rants about fictional characters and how much she hates kids at school
demigodofhoolemere:
there’s characters you love
and then there’s your babies
cakeandrevolution:
murikunt:
college students, Bigwords.com is a conventient sort of search site that rifles through all sorts of online stores and ads looking for the text books you need, newest edition, you can look specifically for used books or ones with a buyback program, and stuff. and can be a lot cheaper, saved me $400 one semester
Can we amplify this a little please? I’m sure...
tall:
when ppl reblog their selfies over and over
