toocoolforpopularity:

2013 Resolutions:

• Be as swift as a coursing river;
• With all the force of a great typhoon;
• With all the strength of a raging fire;
• Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

cucumberbatchin:

Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.

jackfrostables:

444 days until the Divergent movie…

Tobias is proud today (?)

“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.

We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who she’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’. You know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.”

perrytheplatyborg:

abulletforniki:

macaroni-and-sneeze:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

HELP

I’VE

FALLEN

AND

CAN’T

GET

laid

YOU HAD ONE JOB.

And was it your job to be annoying?

snorlaxatives:

i really really really really 

• really

1. really

really

ʎןןɐǝɹ

ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ

REALLY

don’t want to go to school

disney-magickingdom:

cumaeansibyl:

runningfromfaggots:

thedisneyteacup:

thelandofdavid:

when Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog

right in the feel

ow my childhood

I can feel my heart breaking

bruinthecup:

I think they should make a male version of Hooters

Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs

It shall be called Pythons

“Mom, Dad, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”

du4ne:

wearing clothes you got over break to school for the first time

darrenstummy:

if you didn’t cry when gabriela told troy she had to go her own way don’t talk to me